Meltdown

First they changed the tagliatelle, and I did not speak out because I did not eat tagliatelle.
Then they changed the chicken tikka, and I did not speak out because I did not eat chicken tikka.
Then they changed my Sticky Chilli Chicken... and there was no one to speak out for me...

Not only that. Not only have they taken away the one beauty of staying home on a Friday night (aside from new QI) not only have they taken away the most foodgasmic meal known to mankind. But now. But now. They take away my Sweet and Sticky Ribs. Officially the nicest sauce on the earth, has been "improved".

STOP FUCKING IMPROVING THINGS THAT DON'T FUCKING NEED TO BE IMPROVED!!!! WE ALL KNOW IT'S FUCKING UNHEALTHY, IF I WANTED A HEALTHIER OPTION, I WOULDN'T BE EATING FUCKING READY MADE FUCKING MARKS AND FUCKING SPENCERS FOOD WOULD I????????? I HAVE LITTLE ENOUGH IN THIS LIFE, WHY TAKE AWAY MY LAST JOYS????? WHY TAKE THE ONE FUCKING THING THAT FUCKING MEANS FUCKING ANYTHING TO ME ANYMORE??? WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS??? SERIOUSLY!!!! THIS FUCKING YEAR I DO NOT NEED TO BE DENIED FOOD!!!!!! GIVE ME MY FUCKING FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like food.

There is no way you could understand how angry I am about this.


Don't you dare say "it's just food".






I kill you.